魏贞和徐强专用坐便器 高清

评分:
9.0 推荐

分类: 喜剧片 2011

导演: 理查德·莱斯特

剧情介绍

  这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
  An absurdist classic
  This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

评论:

  • 邬静珊 6小时前 :

    画面干净,讲了一个小故事,张力很足,方言台词写的很传神,时长90分钟其实可以再拍的充实些,后半段男二号刻画的有点单薄,急于收尾的感觉

  • 益修明 1小时前 :

    抛头颅,洒热血,前辈们的生命换来的地位与和平。

  • 良涛 4小时前 :

    日本人特有的浪漫营造方式,聒噪,个性,但真挚无比。

  • 玥怡 8小时前 :

    小哭包成长记 沙丘之后第一部不让我走神的院线新片 主旋律就主旋律吧

  • 禄雅逸 9小时前 :

    提前看的点映,今天上映了来打分,这次张译算是配角,章宇完全hold住了。导演把这场虽小但重要的战争拍的格外扣人心弦。不敢说春节档口碑最好的,但是质量完全过关,冷枪冷炮,热血沸腾。

  • 陈诗蕊 7小时前 :

    有笑点,有泪点,实景拍摄,切入点小,没有一味地歌功颂德,90分钟体量,是近期难得看到的类型。没有抱有期待,没想到感动而归,老谋子还是老谋子!

  • 李玛丽 5小时前 :

    有笑点,有泪点,实景拍摄,切入点小,没有一味地歌功颂德,90分钟体量,是近期难得看到的类型。没有抱有期待,没想到感动而归,老谋子还是老谋子!

  • 舜齐敏 2小时前 :

    师父才是真正的主角啊,门胁麦也很好。大概北野武太为人熟知,阿武这个角色看着总是有点别扭。

  • 衡凯安 0小时前 :

    还行,场景比较简单,就是敌我两组狙击手在一处阵地上斗智斗勇。

  • 本清一 3小时前 :

    将舞台和时间限定在了最小范围内,减小了大场面调度的负担和出错的概率,同时还能以小见大,老谋深算感(褒义

  • 萧秋蝶 3小时前 :

    影片的立意是以小见大,以一场小规模的战斗刻画志愿军战士的牺牲精神。我们倒不介意影片能拍得再长些,多些对片中角色的刻画,他们不仅仅是执行任务的战士,也是一个个活生生的人,有父母、有妻儿、有生活的鲜活个体。

  • 桐星渊 2小时前 :

    北野武的故事,主角却是深见千三郎。堆砌了太多表演段落,看不出什么导演技巧,但get到了大泉洋。

  • 柏承教 7小时前 :

    章宇很wild。其他就当老谋子陪女儿拍习作吧。

  • 蹇赞怡 3小时前 :

    终于看得到每一个有名字的战士,终于台词不再是歌功颂德的咬文嚼字,终于不再狠狠煽情。狙击手对峙部分有头脑有技巧,虽然不是那种能够让人念念不忘的电影,但是也足够讲得上好。

  • 鲁丁兰 0小时前 :

    简单的一个事件

  • 松慧美 7小时前 :

    老谋子还是老谋子。主旋律狠狠拿捏了。近几年抗美援朝主题最佳

  • 波以轩 9小时前 :

    行;实景拍效果也很赞!强力推荐了!!!#向

  • 郦韦柔 1小时前 :

    我看的这场,有老人有孩子。一位戴着红围巾的老人也待到字幕放完,边下台阶边吸鼻子。

  • 震翱 9小时前 :

    剧情简单直接清晰不费脑,画面色彩单调明朗不费眼

  • 祁锦昌 7小时前 :

    世上哪有什么岁月静好,只不过有人替你负重前行。狙击五班上战场,抗美援朝气胜钢,正义之师终得胜,人间正道是沧桑。“为了最后的胜利,我所有的战友都牺牲在了那个山坡上,只留下了一个个普通的名字。”在成为英雄之前,他们也都是有血有肉的人。当所有人都牺牲后,点名的情节太催人泪下了,而在现实世界里,这些英雄枪手们可能都没能留下名字,但如今国泰民安,这盛世,终于如你所愿。

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