一分钟仰卧起坐技巧 高清

评分:
9.0 推荐

分类: 喜剧片 1997

导演: 理查德·莱斯特

剧情介绍

  这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
  An absurdist classic
  This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

评论:

  • 所绮梅 5小时前 :

    竟然看到takumi的船戏… 明明还是个孩子样哈哈哈哈哈哈救命

  • 公孙意智 7小时前 :

    看了半天结尾就这?!也就二点五分吧,可惜不能打半颗星。

  • 惠涵润 5小时前 :

    很好的选角哇,Tim Roth活脱脱一腹黑版Casey Affleck。没有后三十分钟的释疑的话可以给到两星。

  • 寻冰珍 0小时前 :

    这打了草稿没打磨就开拍了。我其实觉得故事能写的更精彩一些,基于以下几个原因:

  • 帝星 7小时前 :

    很精彩的电影…建议看原片!不过观看这种类型片子可能会引起一些老铁的反感吧……总之呢,我个人还是绝对这片子很不错,值得一看!!!!

  • 军辰沛 6小时前 :

    看不懂我真的看不懂

  • 俊欣 9小时前 :

    男的真就是下半身思考的动物吧,露个肩都能发情,男的去海滩是不是都觉得所有女的要上赶着勾引你,巨蜥撅着腚是不是也是在勾引你

  • 大朝雨 6小时前 :

    很舒服。叙事的节奏,日常的活动慢节奏一幕幕地过,不是在交代什么,呈现一种状态,然后出来一种节奏,这种节奏是导演想给出的东西。导演也喜欢节奏一下来个突变,他不要起伏,一层层铺上去再滑下来,那种,婉转的东西,他就是突然来一下,开一枪,然后立马回到原来的慢节奏,这很有意思。

  • 延祯 5小时前 :

    虽然他妻女的死和女主有关,但是显然他应该为此付更大责任,明知道他的妻子不能受刺激,但是他还是想出轨。他妻子知道后肯定会受刺激。他不去怪自己,而把责任都推给了并没有什么过错的女主。

  • 东雅歌 7小时前 :

    为了完成预设的情节反转,如此浪费时间真的是大可不必,米歇尔·弗兰克莫不如把狗血路线走到底,显然比这有趣太多。蒂姆·罗斯、夏洛特·甘斯布的优秀,是那种深陷粪坑也能绽放骄傲姿态的向阳而生。

  • 掌寄蓝 3小时前 :

    男的真就是下半身思考的动物吧,露个肩都能发情,男的去海滩是不是都觉得所有女的要上赶着勾引你,巨蜥撅着腚是不是也是在勾引你

  • 奇沛 7小时前 :

    跟Chronic一样胡编一个结尾,强行结束。资本的光鲜与血腥在瞬间切换。

  • 慈盼易 1小时前 :

    男的真就是下半身思考的动物吧,露个肩都能发情,男的去海滩是不是都觉得所有女的要上赶着勾引你,巨蜥撅着腚是不是也是在勾引你

  • 卫军旗 9小时前 :

    和15年的《慢性》一个调调,看完才发现出自同一导演。如果一个人知道自己的死期,可能就是这种不关心无所谓爱干嘛干嘛的状态吧。Tim Roth,always for Tim Roth ❤️

  • 况阳波 6小时前 :

    知道人家结婚就应该走,但是人家那么好看确实也把持不住,理解理解,天亮了,去寻找真正属于自己的爱情吧。

  • 卫华 6小时前 :

    3.5星。杀手分两种,一种专业杀手,一种神经病杀手。

  • 博腾 8小时前 :

    在反常规的情节里操控着观众的注意力。一闪而过的暴力刻画并未揭开墨西哥社会问题的症结

  • 兰三姗 2小时前 :

    前期的悬疑和多线配上这个结局就变成了故弄玄虚。

  • 优露 8小时前 :

    三星给前半 一星给マカロニえんぴつ和不离不弃的同辈(笑 如果故事都能像前半一样戛然而止就好了

  • 战开宇 8小时前 :

    TIFF2021 #8: 没有《新秩序》那么what the f***,但也挺what the f***的

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